I've taken the plunge in to the shallow end of the pool by starting to work again and what a righteous time I've been having! I'm back at REI trying to maintain some semblance of motivation and credibility under the guise of a new short haircut. I think I've got some people fooled but I'm still in my first week so I'm sure they'll catch on soon.
I don't plan on holding back this time though. I'm tired of trying to be an exemplary employee! Work ethic be damned, I'm in this job to slack! I plan on taking many (MANY) restroom breaks, chewing gum loudly and obnoxiously (and I DESPISE gum, but i'll take one for the team), getting sick on purpose and sneezing on random children in the store, and farting even when I don't have to (what does that mean, you ask? come to the store and find out! gwah ha ha!).
I'm still continuing to look for something full time that pays well and can capture my interest, but in the mean time I'll be the east coast's surliest and most entertaining outfitter. At this point I'm even willing to forgo my past clauses for finding a full time job of: "job cannot suck" and "must have mandatory happy hour" because my integrity is hurting far less than my wallet at this point.
So if you're feeling saucy and you want to buy some trendy, yet versatile outdoor equipment, come to your local REI where I can point you in the most positive (and coincidentally, the most expensive, no doubt) direction. See you soon!
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